Kay, so last night around 11 I started creating my first d&d character.
Yes, I figure you are thinking, "Not another one of those people. The fucking losers who sit in their basements and drink blood."
No, it's merely a game.
I'm not a creepy person, seriously.
Okay, maybe a little bit.

"Do I contradict myself? Very well then. I am large. I contain multitudes."
-Walt Whitman
[Sorry if the quote isn't exact; I pulled it out of my head and it fit well, and I didn't want to steal credit.]

Well, Imma tell you about my charcter.

Name: Faolon [Yes, I'm aware it contradicts her sex.]
Sex: Female
Race: Halfling
Class: Rogue
Deity: St. Cuthbert
Height: 2' 10"
Weight: 29 lbs
Eyes: Violet
Hair: Pale Blue/Grey
Skin: Medium Olive/Tan

Okay, I don't feel like typing everything out, so I'm going to explain her character.

She's a sneaky little bastard who believes in justice and what's right, but completely disregards her morals and ethics.
She loves stealing stuff right under people's noses and hiding in small places tricking people and being the little evil demon she is.
If she sees someone doing something "wrong" she will act instinctively and pounce vindictively with all her force and inflict pain.
She's excellent at dodging, but she's still only level one, so hopefully one day she will be as amazing as I aspire her to be.
She's cute and has a good heart, but never lets anyone close enough to drop her defenses.
Hee.
One day...